StrangeClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Portal 2]

if you hate clocks...

...why make a series that practically stars them? I think you're just telling people you hate Clocks so they'll go easy on you with anti-clock votes. :(

I'm not going to rag on you for deciding that NG needed another Matrix spoof, but I think it could use a little more background, a little more detail, and a lot more humor. Like, literally retelling lines from the Matrix is rather annoying, maybe you should edit them more often to suit the situation. Also I assume you purposely use text for the Stickmen, and artificial voices for the Clocks, but it's pretty disorienting.

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StealthBeast responds:

I hate clocks. I dont really hate clocks like " all clocks suck " its just that most clock animations are crap.

This animation doesn't practically star clocks, it is actually closer to practically staring sticks

yes i perposley used text for sticks and txt2spch voices for clocks, and yes i hate it too.

[Clock Clock Clock........]

Yawn.

What's sad is that this movie shows you have some skill and sense of humor (with the Kirby star music, for instance), but you're so biased you won't even give your own movie a fair chance because you hate Clocks so. Speaking of which, have you any idea what the Clocks are about in the first place? You seem to be part of the "They're Clocks and Fruits! Clock Clock Clock hate Clocks Clock Clock!" crowd that doesn't know the first thing about them but hates them because other people do. Have you seen more than one Clock movie?

I bet you could actually make a good Clock movie. It's really time you and others give up the 'Clocks suck' knee-jerk reaction because the Clocks, in turn, have given up on submitting purposely crappy entries.

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Gregg-Dix responds:

But I dont want to make a clock movie. LOL. And besides my free trial of text to speech ran out. LOL. WHich is all it takes to make a clock movie. If mine didn't have that speech it would be blammed. LOL.

[Strawberry's Clockday]

Hahaha

Turd Clock, you are truly the majordomo of the Portal. Great animation coupled with a hilarious script equals funniest Clock of them all!

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TurdClock responds:

thanks strange Ðð

[The Sharp Sheep]

Ha ha... what's sad...

...is that, at the current time, this exact same movie has been submitted by at least five(!) other "authors" on NG over the past few years. Way to thank Marco for sharing his experience on Flashkit, thief. I'll go make a list of all the authors that stole this movie now and inform Wade.

Valvageer responds:

wow arnt you nice ill thank him too...now wheres that mirror?

[PeachClock Short]

PEACHES LOOK LIKE BUTTS!

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BUTT! BE SURE TO BECOME A BUTT FOR YOUR NEXT MOVIE... Then you won't look too much like OrangeClock. Also, peaches are not so much orange as they are big splotches of red on yellow. Ya know, just so you'll get a distinctive look :)

But it looks like you've got a good sense of style going here and nice graphics. Onward!

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PeachClawk responds:

Thanks, StrangeClock! Yes I know Peaches look like butts.. Its just hard to make it look good, Next movie dont worry, I will look more look like a butt..

Thanks!
--PeachClock--