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Uncharted B: Clocktopia Uncharted B: Clocktopia

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The most accurate characterization of topcatyo I've ever seen.

Invasion Of Teh Clocks Invasion Of Teh Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What a dark tale!

This is one of those terrifying "what if" stories... What if there was not love between Tom Fulp and StrawberryClock, but hate? Behold the carnage. And so I say bless this animation medium that lets us explore these dark possibilities so that we may learn from them without suffering their consequences.

A great and dramatic story brought to life. Wonderful job!

I can't B I can't B

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Amazing! Beautiful! Mindbending! I don't remember what just happened but I voted five just to make sure. Wh... why am I all... wet?

Oh God is that a--

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Recent Game Reviews

Clock Duels Clock Duels

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The violence is mindbending but this is a very fun game! Good thing you cannot kill a Clock, though, or I'd be feeling remorseful.

Strawberry Slot Car Strawberry Slot Car

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun for the whole family!

Sat down for this with the missus and was blown clear out of my seat! The first time I kept flying off the track, but then I patiently remembered the lessons my driving instructor (Mrs. Bain) had taught me, and I eased on the pedal before the curves until I could launch myself out of them. CarrotClock was left eating my dust! Ha! Ha!

You never disappoint, Piney. <3

Clock Day '11 Clock Day '11

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The interactivity of this game was amazing! I felt like I was actually there, helping StrawberryClock (the king of the Portal). What a wonderful feeling.

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