StrangeClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You and your Johnson]

Me and my Johnson.

My Johson and me, BFF.

Let's touch Johnsons AbsintheClock

AbsintheClock responds:

I'm starting a campaign where every clock pierces their johnson together to form a Johnson bridge.

[On the Skin of a Lime]

I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

Good lord, happy Clock Day. My senses have been shattered, I may never recover.

I may never want to.

biblo responds:

Your senses belong to me now!

[Spacelab: BBW]

What have I been doing with my life

All these BBWs I could've been romancing.

Happy Clock Day!

DWARFINATORclock responds:

should have paid attention in school!

happy clock day!

[Clock Day 2010 Dance Off]

This is hot as heck

I hope Dwarfinator is OK though, she sounded seriously hurt.

PirateClock responds:

she gets her dinner trough a tube now.

x

[it is a clock crew movie!]

Wait a minute

StrawberryClock wasn't wearing any underwear!

The King goes commando style.

joeneato responds:

well I think we should keep in mind that we're not sure what we were seeing in that scene

was wade fulp imagining the whole thing? was it something he witnessed?!!
I left it for the audience to decide and I think the ambiguity of the conflict really contributed to the themes and mise en scéne ala david lynch or darren aronofsky

thank you for your patronage strangeclock

[Clock Crew : The Burning]

Grand

I'm reminded, in scope, of RomanCollar's "Clock Day Ajudication" which was also very big, long and had a boatload of characters and jokes to keep things rolling. It's too bad the filters tend to bog down playback a lot - I'd advise either toning down filters, or saving backgrounds (with filters) as still images and import them, so the filters don't have to be rendered live when the swf is played. I love the references to classic Clock movies and of course Seinfeld.

If you're disappointed with the amount of response you got (this must've taken a lot of work after all), it may in part be to blame on the movie, from the outside (in title and title screen, plus the trailer), looking like a more serious Clock movie, which some Newgrounders seem to dislike and avoid. Having that twist from serious to funny might be jarring for people. Anyway, kudos on your hard work and I recommended it for the collection.

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Unfortunately for me I figured out how to best manage being a filter whore and the lag it creates in flash only after I submitted it. A bit too late but o well live and learn as time goes on and I am learning a lot surprisingly. Thanks for the review. It's just no fun without one from you. :'(

[Anusboy]

Amazing

Your art is fantastic, moved me to tears of excrement

Gotta watch out for those Pokémon kids and their British slang.

W-P-S responds:

I ain't trading my bulbasaur card, guv'nar.

[Tooth Boy]

Delicious

Hilarious voicework <3

Slintas responds:

Thank you dear StrangeClock :)

[ClockDay Is Saved]

Happy Clock Day!

Truly hilarious with nice attention to detail! Awesome!

Creatus responds:

<3 Strange

[A Milky Situation]

Happy Clock Day!

Hilarious and awesome, straight to favorites with this!

And for the record my milk tastes fine and I have long conversations with it in the hours between dusk and dawn.

PirateClock responds:

it tastes like stinky feet!