StrangeClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SBC Review Commentary]

holy shit

When StrawberryClock started ranting at high speed I was howling with laughter and the conclusion almost made made choke.

You are undoubtedly the funniest of all Clocks.

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[r]

h4h4h4... I mean h5h5h5

Crazy

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[j]

Brilliant!

Destroyed by his own eager hatred of the Clock Crew... such a fitting metaphor for people making crappy Flashes as anti-clock material, yet still getting flamed by their peers for it.

Fünfen.

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[HappyBirthdayTobaccoClock]

fun E!

And Happy B-Day TobaccoClock!

I enjoyed this fine presentation thoroughly. FIFEN.

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[The Sharp Sheep]

Ha ha... what's sad...

...is that, at the current time, this exact same movie has been submitted by at least five(!) other "authors" on NG over the past few years. Way to thank Marco for sharing his experience on Flashkit, thief. I'll go make a list of all the authors that stole this movie now and inform Wade.

Valvageer responds:

wow arnt you nice ill thank him too...now wheres that mirror?

[The Expiriment]

Cool and funny.

Great work, well worth the loading time. I'd expect this to make daily feature but the score's ridiculously low at this time, especially when taking the positive reviews in account. Come on people, it's a big download, but it deserves higher votes!

[M]

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Billy Dee Williams is the King of the Portal. Everybody loves Billy Dee Williams.

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[Columbia Tribute :(]

Holy shit!@@

I feel horrible for laughing at it, and yet it's funny like when a fat person gets crushed by a giant fridge or an old person is killed when Stonehenge collapses.

Come back, GrapesClock.

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[PeachClock Short]

PEACHES LOOK LIKE BUTTS!

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BUTT! BE SURE TO BECOME A BUTT FOR YOUR NEXT MOVIE... Then you won't look too much like OrangeClock. Also, peaches are not so much orange as they are big splotches of red on yellow. Ya know, just so you'll get a distinctive look :)

But it looks like you've got a good sense of style going here and nice graphics. Onward!

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PeachClawk responds:

Thanks, StrangeClock! Yes I know Peaches look like butts.. Its just hard to make it look good, Next movie dont worry, I will look more look like a butt..

Thanks!
--PeachClock--

[Romeo's Rhapsody]

Looks too familiar.

I don't like accusing people of ripping others off anymore than I do being accused of it myself, but come on. You can't tell me you didn't see "Titanium Rhapsody" on this site. The same fades, the singing character in the same foreground-left position, the characters were in the same positions during the "just killed a man" scene, the same literal interpretation "sends shivers down my spine" (freezing character), same positions in "little higher, little lower", same three basic mouth shapes for the singing (ie, the little o-shape), the waving at "goodbye, everybody", Juliet with the guitar in the same position as Forte, jesus, you even copied the tug-o-war in "we will not let you go", including the quick zoom-ins on "no, no no no no", the quivering mouths on the chorus "for me, for me, for meee", the gradient spotlight in the beginning... I mean, I'm nitpicking in some of those, but the small details matter just as much as the big ones.

...at least you didn't include the headbanging. But to be honest, I think it's because you were too lazy to.

Some parts of it were nice, like the ending. And while the lipsyncing wasn't grand and the guitar playing rarely accurate, it looks like you must've spent a lot of time animating that. Other than that, I can't say anything but; blatant ripoff.